Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Fantasy Land?

This post is based off the follow question: 
 You know how like, when you tell a dude "you cant lift that much" its basically a man rule that that is a challenge to, in fact, try to lift that much? well, do you think its possible that it works for women as well?

For an example scenario, say you have some sorority party that, god knows how, you got to go to a party they were hosting. if you went in and tried to make it seem like you thought they were all prude, and told them so, would that make them more likely to try to "prove you wrong"?

In my fantasy land, i would walk in and turn to you and go "naw, man, i heard these girls don't put out for anything. you're about as likely to see an erect dick in here as you are at that retirement village in upper arlington". so like, do you think they would see that as a challenge, and be like "oh, is that so?" and take me to the second floor or something, or do you think id get kicked out? 

For the record in my fantasy land they take me upstairs.


Today I heard a really good quote from a movie that you may or may not know. The reason why liking someone is so hard and hurts so much is why they call them "crushes," if they were easy then they would be called something else. Now that quote isn't exact so you'll get bonus points if you decide to figure out what movie its from. 

As far as your fantasy land... There is a reason why candy land doesn't exist. To every girl and boy who has ever found that most perfect sweet taste that sends happy notes bouncing through every bone of your body Candyland seems amazing. However, its impractical and over time each girl and boy will see that a land made up of tiny pieces of succulent sweetness is not what they really want. 

You may think that you want some sorority girl to take a hold you your hand, pull you across the room to the foot of the stairs, look you in the eyes and say "I want to give you an experience that you will never forget," but really I think you just want girl's hand that you can hold. You want a hand to hold when the weather is cold, a girl to protect when it storms and pours, someone to whisper your name as you wake up in the morning; not a girl who will do anything in order to convince you that she isn't prude. You may be thinking, dreaming, wishing for a girl to participate in your own version of a western raunchy rodeo, however in your head your brain is telling you that you want to feel the warmth of her body as she looks into your eyes tells you that she could fall asleep in ur arms. 

Also to answer your question on whether girls are the same in the sense of a challenge... no girls are not like that, unless they are completely lacking moral standards or really really wasted. Girls just want what you want, and what we all want... Someone who looks at them the same way they look at you.

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